What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 07:24

Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
Thoughts on an 8-1 Rangers win - Lone Star Ball
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.